things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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