Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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