He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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