I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
