There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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