I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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