You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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