Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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