So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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