yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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