when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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