I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize