just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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