Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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