Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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