Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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