The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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