Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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