You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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