at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just gargled with NyQuil
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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