You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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