I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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