You kept calling me your small dog last night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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