I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
