I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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