Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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