her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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