He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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