you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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