Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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