plz talk dirty to me
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
