It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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