I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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