haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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