I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wish I only lived at night.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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