the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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