Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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