his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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