I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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