in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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