we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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