Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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