I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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