We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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