I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
