doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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