Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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