thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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