I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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