I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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