After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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