Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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