Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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