I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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