So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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